I like white sandy beaches, too

So…my BFF peaced out and went to the Grenadines (St. Vincent) yesterday without me.  She thought it was best to take her husband on her FREE all-expenses paid trip for two. 

Damn him. 

That sooo could’ve been my trip.

If I were going, these babies would be mine…

1. Beach Sexy banana monokini, $52
2. OndadeMar paisley monokini, $216
3. Beach Sexy eyelet trim top, $25; bottom, $24
4. Vix swirl top, $60; bottom, $60
5. Beach Sexy adjustable top, $15; bottom $14

Now that I think of it…I could just buy them anyway.  Maybe the universe will magically send a hot studmuffin of a man my way.  One who’ll want to whisk me away to some secluded spot in the Caribbean (preferably Martinique or St. Lucia). We’ll lay by the poolside.  He’ll paint my toenails while I sip on lemon drops and pometinis.  Aaaah…yes.  That’s what I call a vacation.