Battle of the Biggest Booty
30 03 2008I just read that Angel “Lola Luv” Melaku’s measurements are 34-22-40. (If you’re not familiar with her then read THIS.)
My measurements are xx-25-41. I’m 5′2.
My friend JB claims that I have a ‘Monster Booty’. Which he loves, by the way. He actually worships it. Ask him. He’ll tell you.
My cousin claims that I’m at “Maximum Thickness”. Any more hips and *ss and I’ll fall into the “Big Girl” category.
This past Easter I told my Mom her ass looked HUUUUGE. She laughed at me and said mine was bigger. Much bigger. So I grabbed her, spun her around, and told my Aunt to be the judge. Whose is bigger?!
I won.
They’re trippin’. My mom’s taller than me. It’s just an optical illusion.
In the meantime, I’ll be doing some squats and donkey kicks to rectify the situation.
Right now, these are the brand of jeans that work best for me.
Joe’s Jeans Honey $158
Good for tiny waists and big ole butts.
I can’t imagine what SHE wears…
Something with a lot of streeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.
34-22-40? How is that even possible?!
As usual, size depends on what you can or can’t handle. Some accept the call and stand tall at the finish line. While others find that they are in wayyy over their heads. So until then, see you at the finish line! Ssoooooo ahhhh, where do I sign to be a judge ?
Zen - I think God has an amazing sense of humor.
JLS - I can definitely hold my own. I don’t look like a freak show. I hope!
I would like to see your booty and judge the largeness… i think i know a couple girls who can match you
Jizzle - Ha! I just might post something for ya. Stay tuned…
oh i stayyyy in some joe’s honey booty jeans!! they are my fave brand tho i wish they would make a skinny leg…i have a booty and a small waist too - girl do you know i run up on strangers with booties in the street and ask them what brand their jeans are??
NOT.A.GAME.
What the World????? Who’s butt is that big and why do you want your butt that big, it is so big it is nasty…
GIIIRRRRLLLL!
Quit talkin’ about you and ya mom’s bootays and POST THEM UP! I’ll be the judge! I’m a booty con-a-sewer.
Comes from me NOT having ANY to speak of and the fact that the back of my jeans are emptier than Paris Hilton’s thoughts.
**tears**
ill stik my dick in there
her booty isnt big as cherokee d’ass but hers is big