The Haute and the Not: 2008 Oscars

Last night’s Academy Awards was booor-ing. Nobody really blew me away, but I did have some favorites.

THE HAUTE

Jennifer Garner in Oscar de le Renta - Loved the hair. Loved the dress.

Jennifer Hudson in Roberto Cavalli - The python accents are HOT. I would wear the hell out of this dress.

Kristin Chenoweth in Armani Prive - She sheer looks purty.

Shaun Robinson - Great dress, bad color.

Jessica Alba in Marchesa

Keisha Whitaker - She looka like a lollipop. Eat something, Sweetie. Please.

Kelly Preston - The dress is fab, but the hair color is drab.

THE NOT

Tilda Swinton - Don’t hide now. Own up to your mistakes and grow from them.

Calista Flockhart - Is it a a)parachute, b)tent, or c)dress? I vote tent.

Marion Cotillard in Jean Paul Gaultier - Uggh…mermaid? More like Swamp Thing.

Rosamund Pike - Seriously?

Rebecca Miller - These two definitely belong together.

Cameron Diaz in Dior - A little too easy, breezy. Needs some steamy steamy.

Renee Zelweger in Carolina Herrera - I’m hyperventilating just looking at this contraption.

Ellen Page in vintage Jean Louis Scherrer - Blah blah black dress, have you any style?

Nicole Kidman in Balenciaga - The shoes are nice…

The Ladies in Red

Heidi Klum in John Galliano

Katherine Heigl in Escada

Ruby Dee

Anne Hathaway in Marchesa

Helen Mirren

Anne Jeffreys

Miley Cyrus in Valentino

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