The Haute and the Not: 2008 Grammy Awards

Just like the SAG Awards, I was underwhelmed by this evening’s attire. I hope the Oscars are better than this.

THE HAUTE

Natasha Bedingfield in Reem Acra - That color is delicious. Like Welch’s grape soda on a summer day.

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Fergie in Calvin Klein - Yup. I’m just as shocked as you.

Source: Chris Pizzello/AP Photo

Beyoncé in Elie Saab - The more I look at it, the more I like it. The hair is definitely an upgrade.

Source: Chris Pizzello/AP Photo

Bai Ling - Love her or hate her, this dress is awesome. I’d kill for those calves.

Source: Chris Pizzello/AP Photo

Fantasia - People are really hatin’ on her new ‘do, but I love it! This skunk don’t stink to me.

Source: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters

Chris Brown - Don’t you wanna just pinch those cheeks? Not those. Get your mind outta the gutter.

Source: Chris Pizzello/AP Photo

Ludacris in Giorgio Armani - Perfection. If only he’d kept the cornrows…

Source: Chris Pizzello/AP Photo

Nelly Furtado in Arthur Mendoza - She’s looking pretty sexy…pregnant, but sexy.

Source: Chris Pizzello/AP Photo

THE NOT

Alicia Keys in Giorgio Armani Privè - Pretty girl. Terrible Stylist.

Source: Danny Moloshok/Reuters

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Corinne Bailey Rae - Looks like fish scales and ain’t nothing good about that.

Source: Chris Pizzello/AP Photo

John Legend - This look is a little too Captain Kirk for me.

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Tank - Those sleeves are mighty short, Tank. What size is that? Shmedium?

Source: Chris Pizzello/AP Photo

Rihanna in Zac Posen - She looks like a piñata. You hit her with a umbrella stick and songs come out.

Source: Danny Moloshok/Reuters

Keyshia Cole - Tissue paper without the gift bag.

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Nas - Ooooh! I’ma tell!

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Cher - Look what the cat dragged in.

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Spicy Finale

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It was announced this week that my girl, Posh, will be the celebrity judge for the season finale of Project Runway.  I’m absolutely thrilled.  You know I love me some her.  I can’t wait!  She’s perfect for the job.  She’s fierce, fabulous, and funny.  I’ve already heard good things about Christian’s collection at New York Fashion Week.  It kills me not to sneak a peek, but I like the suspense.  To check it out for yourself…Click HERE.